Hey guys i am back to blog.
Here are some lame jokes
The first one is the joke of the day.
' B e n n y says:
- y u nv blog?
-KirStiE- says:
- lol
-why i must blog
' B e n n y says:
-lols?!
-KirStiE- says:
- :)
Okay and now some jokes from email.
....Husband for Sale.....
A store that sells
husbands has just opened in
Mumbai, where a woman may
go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at
the entrance is a
description to how the store
operates. You may visit the
store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and
the attributes of the men
increase as the shopper
ascends the flights.
There is, however, a
catch. .... You may choose
any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to
go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except
to exit the building
So, a woman goes to the
Husband Store to find a
husband...
On the first floor the
sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have
jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign
reads:
Floor 2 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, and
love kids.
The third floor sign
reads:
Floor 3 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are extremely
good looking.
" Wow," she thinks, but
feels compelled to keep
going. She goes to the
fourth floor and sign
reads:
Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead good
looking and help with the
housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she
exclaims, "I can hardly
stand it!"
Still, she goes to the
fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a
strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay,
but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor
94,363,013 to this floor.
There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women
are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at
the Husband Store. Watch
your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice
day!
__________________________
The Last one for the day.
Ah Beng Story...
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends? Because below 18 not
allowed !
Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "
Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the
information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the
question. After much thought, he writes "Yes "
Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with
the original for spelling mistakes.
Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his
picture is being taken.
Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it. When he
encountered some problems. He decide to use the'Help' command after
some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer
retailer for support.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an
hour and still nobody come and help me ?!"
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I
was ironing a shirt and the phone ring - but instead of picking up the
phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ...what happened to
the other ear ?"
Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back!!!!"
Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAIPEI
AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU " AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some
time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR
4-7YRS".
At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED"
-Benny =D
Here are some lame jokes
The first one is the joke of the day.
' B e n n y says:
- y u nv blog?
-KirStiE- says:
- lol
-why i must blog
' B e n n y says:
-lols?!
-KirStiE- says:
- :)
Okay and now some jokes from email.
....Husband for Sale.....
A store that sells
husbands has just opened in
Mumbai, where a woman may
go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at
the entrance is a
description to how the store
operates. You may visit the
store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and
the attributes of the men
increase as the shopper
ascends the flights.
There is, however, a
catch. .... You may choose
any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to
go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except
to exit the building
So, a woman goes to the
Husband Store to find a
husband...
On the first floor the
sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have
jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign
reads:
Floor 2 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, and
love kids.
The third floor sign
reads:
Floor 3 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are extremely
good looking.
" Wow," she thinks, but
feels compelled to keep
going. She goes to the
fourth floor and sign
reads:
Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead good
looking and help with the
housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she
exclaims, "I can hardly
stand it!"
Still, she goes to the
fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a
strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay,
but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor
94,363,013 to this floor.
There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women
are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at
the Husband Store. Watch
your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice
day!
__________________________
The Last one for the day.
Ah Beng Story...
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends? Because below 18 not
allowed !
Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "
Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the
information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the
question. After much thought, he writes "Yes "
Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with
the original for spelling mistakes.
Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his
picture is being taken.
Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it. When he
encountered some problems. He decide to use the'Help' command after
some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer
retailer for support.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an
hour and still nobody come and help me ?!"
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I
was ironing a shirt and the phone ring - but instead of picking up the
phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ...what happened to
the other ear ?"
Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back!!!!"
Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAIPEI
AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU " AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some
time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR
4-7YRS".
At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED"
-Benny =D