Monday, September 14, 2009

I am Back...

Hello Everyone,

It has been sometime since i last blog... i know it is very long ago. Sorry! Now everyone having holidays and everyone are busy with their own stuffs. I guess i am the only one who is slacking the most.. haha. Went for Job interview last week with kirstie but never get any reply back.. i guess that tells all right? sad. because i really wish to get that job as it seems fun. But i guess it's not mine to keep. I also got back my result. although i am not very satisfied with it but i am contended. i guess i will work even harder to reach my 3.5 GPA goal next sem. Now i am 0.67 GPA away from the bottom line of 3.5 GPA. Anyway it is only the first sem, so i still have chance...

Recently, everyone have been posting Lame jokes on this blog.. so i decide to post something too.

Here's my Joke...

*This joke is a conversation between 2 passerby who passed by this blog.

Passerby A: Do you know why recently my house downstairs have more shops selling walking sticks?

Passerby B: I Not so sure... Why?

Passerby A: A week ago, i am also not too sure what the reason was, but now....

Passerby B: "But Now..."

Passerby A: But now... i know why....

Passerby B: OI.. faster tell me leh. very irritating keeping me in suspense.

Passerby A: LOOK.. Look carefully, what do you see in this blog??

Passerby B: What do i see??? HM.....

Passerby A: See there are so many lame people in this blog.. That's why there are more walking stick shops.

Passerby B: I don't see the link leh...

Passerby A: Ah.. i know u never learn Economics right?

Passerby B: How you know? So smart...

Passerby A: Because if u learn Economics, you will know when there is a demand, there will be supply...

Passerby B: Oh that's why there are more walking stick shops because there are more people who are lame...

Passerby A: Understand now?

Passerby B: Haha.. Ya i understand now....

*This is a brand new joke created by me.

- Germaine's Copyright

PS: One more lame person, so the demand of the walking stick increases again! :D

Hi.

Hey guys i am back to blog.
Here are some lame jokes

The first one is the joke of the day.

' B e n n y says:
- y u nv blog?

-KirStiE- says:
- lol
-why i must blog

' B e n n y says:
-lols?!

-KirStiE- says:
- :)

Okay and now some jokes from email.

....Husband for Sale.....

A store that sells
husbands has just opened in
Mumbai, where a woman may
go to choose a husband.



Among the instructions at
the entrance is a
description to how the store
operates. You may visit the
store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and
the attributes of the men
increase as the shopper
ascends the flights.

There is, however, a
catch. .... You may choose
any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to
go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except
to exit the building
So, a woman goes to the
Husband Store to find a
husband...

On the first floor the
sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have
jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign
reads:
Floor 2 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, and
love kids.

The third floor sign
reads:
Floor 3 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are extremely
good looking.
" Wow," she thinks, but
feels compelled to keep
going. She goes to the
fourth floor and sign
reads:

Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead good
looking and help with the
housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she
exclaims, "I can hardly
stand it!"

Still, she goes to the
fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a
strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay,
but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor
94,363,013 to this floor.
There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women
are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at
the Husband Store. Watch
your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice
day!

__________________________

The Last one for the day.

Ah Beng Story...

Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends? Because below 18 not
allowed !


Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.

Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"

Salesgirl : "Yes !"

Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "



Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the
information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.

Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the
question. After much thought, he writes "Yes "



Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.

Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"

Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."

Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"

Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"

Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"

The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask

Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"

Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."

Boss : "What does it do ?"

Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"

Boss : "What do you have in it !?"

Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"



After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with
the original for spelling mistakes.



Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his
picture is being taken.



Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?

Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.



Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it. When he
encountered some problems. He decide to use the'Help' command after
some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer
retailer for support.

Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an
hour and still nobody come and help me ?!"



Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.

The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I
was ironing a shirt and the phone ring - but instead of picking up the
phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear"

"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ...what happened to
the other ear ?"

Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back!!!!"



Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.

Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAIPEI
AND LAS VEGAS ?"

Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."

Ah Beng : "THANK YOU " AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.



After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some
time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.

"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.

FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.

"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR
4-7YRS".



At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".


The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"

Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED"

-Benny =D

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

lame jokes

hello ppl!!! hope u guys enjoy these lame jokes.....now just wanna slack all i can^^ haha!!!


Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled y?

When asked him, he said,

"Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming.



Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..

Friend: How do u know?

Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new



Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?

Teacher: Me? No, why?

Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".



Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.

Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?



Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.



Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager: Do U know MS Office?

Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.



Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: "
Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."

Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"




Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:

"I MISS YOU"

Sardarji replied:

"I Mr YOU" !!..




Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key

Doctor: When?

Sardar: 3 Months Ago

Dr: Wat were u doing till now?

Sardar: We were using duplicate key

Dr: So why did you come today?

Sardar: We lost the duplicate key!!




Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???

Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the
office....




Sardar: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status

Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Zemin (^w^)

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Holidays

Today marks the start of my holiday~
However the other few still have exam till latest Friday.
So gook luck!!

Btw. i have edited my profile so
maybe u guys can check it out!
( Think Germaine gonna scold
me for adding so much. hahaas.)


Here are some very funny Youtube Videos!
There are 3 parts to it.
Must watch okay!
It takes about approx 25 mins.!
Enjoy!!

Here is Part 1



Part 2



Grand Finale.



Well... it is very funny right.
Hahahaas.. especially when he say the fat girl sun tanning
then people tot is a whale dieing or what..
Hahahahaas...

Okay cya really soon!
Maybe we should meet up
sometime next week for movies okay?


Benny

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

CHEER UP! Zemin

Hello everyone, now no more projects le and the exam is a month or less later. so can rest a bit... not so tense up.

Recently, MIN MIN abit depressed, so i just want to let her know something through this blog... what i want to

say to her is like the lyrics of BEST FRIEND, by BOA

BEST FRIEND
by BOA

Would you be my friend?

先が見えなくて挫けそうなとき
いつでも君はその笑顔で勇気をくれたよね
辛く寂しいとき笑わせてくれる
君なしじゃきっと今の私いなかったかな

いいときも悪いときも
いつだって一緒だったね
離れていても(ふたりは)助け合える
ひとりじゃないよ

You are always my best friend
変わらずこのまま 支えたいよずっと
I wanna be there for you
泣きたい時いつだって 側に居てくれる
大切なyou're my best friend
君だけがmy only best friend

二人で過ごした思い出の日々は
なによりもずっと心深く刻まれている
疑うことすらひとつもなくて
何より固い二人の絆で壁越えて行けた

いいときも悪いときも
いつだって一緒だったね
長い夜も(ふたりなら)大丈夫
きっとset us free

* You are always my best friend
辛い時目を閉じて 思い出して欲しい
I wanna be there for you
ひとりよりもきっと ふたりが強い
永遠にyou're my best friend
君だけがmy only best friend

突然予定を変えてしまった日も
真夜中の3時に電話したときも
怒らなかったよね きみがいて良かった
きみの優しさ忘れないずっと

You are always my best friend
変わらずこのまま 支えたいよずっと
I wanna be there for you
泣きたい時いつだって 励ましてくれる
大切なyou're my best friend

Would you be my friend?

Sakiga mie nakute kujike sounatoki
itsudemo kimi wa sunu egao de yuuki wokuretayone
tsuraku sabishi itoki warawa setekureru
kun nashijakitto ima no watashi inakattakana

iitokimo warui tokimo (oh oh oh oh)
itsudatte issho dattane (oh oh oh oh)
hanare teitemo ( futariha ) tasuke ae ru
hitorijanaiyo

You are always my best friend
kawa razukonomama sasae taiyozutto
I wanna be there for you
naki tai toki itsudatte soba ni ite kureru
taisetsu na you're my best friend
kimi dakega my only best friend (yeah~)

futari de sugo shita omoide no hibi ha
naniyorimozutto kokoro fukaku kizama reteiru
utagau kotosurahitotsumonakute
nani yori katai futari no kizuna de kabe koe te ike ta

iitokimo warui tokimo (oh oh oh oh)
itsudatte issho dattane (oh oh oh oh)
nagai yoru mo ( futarinara ) daijoubu
kitto set us free

you are always my best friend
tsurai toki wo toji te omoidashi te hoshii
I wanna be there for you
hitoriyorimokitto futariga tsuyoi
eien ni you're my best friend (yeah~)
kimi dakega my only best friend

totsuzen yotei wo kae teshimatta himo
mayo nakano sonjini denwa shitatokimo
ikara nakattayone kimigaite yoka tta
kimino yasashi sa wasure naizutto

You are always my best friend
kawa razukonomama sasae taiyozutto
I wanna be there for you
naki tai toki itsudatte hagemashi tekureru
taisetsu na you're my best friend

you are always my best friend
tsurai toki wo toji te omoidashi te hoshii
I wanna be there for you
hitoriyorimokitto futariga tsuyoi
eien ni you're my best friend (yeah~)
kimi dakega my only best friend (yeah)

Translation...

Sorry not available online so need to translate myself... if anything wrong pardon me

Will you be my friend?

I did not notice it when the times were difficult
The smiling face that you always have, gave me a lot of strength.
When experiencing sadness you always keep me a smile
Without you, I am nothing
Be it during the good times or the bad times
No matter when, or if we are together or not
Even when we are not together, you are always there to help me
You are not alone

You are always my best friend
Even if we change, I hope you will continue to help me like now.
I wanna be there for you
when I feel like crying, please be there for me
you are the most important, you are my best friend
You are my only friend


I will always remember the days that we had together.
No matter what type of memory, it will always be in my heart forever
Even if it is something that has some kind of distrust.
No matter what kind of difficulty, we must overcome it together.
Be it the good times or the bad times
No matter when, or if we are together or not
Even if it is very long later, as long as we are together I am sure it will be alright.
Surely, set us free

* You are always my best friend
I also wish to remember those days that I felt tired yet keep it from you.
I wanna be there for you
I will be stronger only if I am with you and not alone
You are forever, my best friend
You are my only best friend, my only best friend


Those days that our plans suddenly changes
Those 3 hours of talk on the phone during the nights
During those time when we were angry, because it is you I am thankful.
I will never forget your kindness forever.


You are always my best friend
Even if we change, I hope you will continue to help me like now.
I wanna be there for you
when I feel like crying, please be there for me
you are the most important, you are my best friend
You are my only friend

* I can't find the full song.. sadded!!

- Germaine

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Germaine's Post

Hello, everyone!
benny cai must i nag then willing to blog... haha. meet me of course lucky la. Like Benny, i also have a lot of presentation and exams are around the corner. But after that will have free time le... looking forward to it.
Wan yi also told us that the chalet is confirmed le. but not sure if mrs lim booked le ma. anyway i am happy to be able meet everyone.
Although i enjoy poly life but i really miss HSC and all the people there. the only person i won't miss is benny ba. everytime see him. haha.

Hopefully when we are free they will be great shows and we can go and watch together.

Recently i also realise dressing is really important. when you dress properly and decent, you really shine be it a guy or a girl.
Saw benny once but he look good in formal wear too. but too bad never wear tie if not i guess will be even better.

Hope to see, the three in their formal wear one day. But when will it be......

- Germaine

ITS ME BENNY!!!

Hahahahaaas...
i am back to blogging..
after getting nag by Germaine in school
around 3pm at the bench outside LT21.
Dunno is lucky or.......... (hahahahaas..... =X)
but it seems that i always get to see her

at least once a week. Should be Yuan fen lah... hahahaaas.

As for kirstie, Every thursday and sometimes
friday at 8.30am i will take bus 38

to the bus stop at your house to change to bus 8.
However, never see u around before...

hahahahaaas....

This week is the last week i will be busy with my projects,
after that i tink i will be more free

however exams are around the corner.

Maybe we can meet again and WATCH MOVIE kays!!

Benny!

Friday, July 24, 2009

the fourteen bucks economic mixed rice at tampines ONE

hi everyone, today had dinner with my dearest germaine!! hmmm although zemin and tong yee didnt join, i still miss you all alot man!! WOW i was so hungry de, waited for germaine to finish up her project and finally had our dinner at almost 8pm. We ate 菜饭. and is like two person for $14.. expensive de larh... germaine and i was so shocked. but anyway at least the food filled up our stomaches. hahas. hope that we can meet at least once in a fortnight, although i know sometimes school's projects and assignments maybe be too busy but u need to relax too!! dont forget we'll be always there for you!! : ) LoVE u guys!!

PS: eh benny how are u arh?? long long time no see u liao. hhahahas.

Kirstie : P

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

recovering~

hello ppl!!!Sry soo long nv update abt myself!!! i now currently staying at home to recover T.T i have been having fever for 4 days... is like go up then down... but i not H1N1 hor! ^^ thinking abt my work going to pile up while i m at home makes me feel even worse! hai.... hope i will cure soon T.T then can complete my work!!!! Anyway glad that everyone is doing well in poly=] especially kirstie ar~ almost see all yr post in the blog^^ cant believe u saw Felicia Chin!! haha!!! i will be sure to watch the supporting characters!!! lol... Ger congratz!!haha!!but must GANBATTE!! take care of yr health too!!^^ ty take care and jia you for a maths! fail nvm!!haha...slowly u can do it one!XD hope to see u guys again til i cure T.T take care!!

Zemin^^

Monday, July 13, 2009

I saw FELICIA CHIN!!

MY CLASS WITH FELICIA CHIN!!
hei hei everyone, today (13TH JULY09) during my lunch break our class went to bukit timah plaza which is near to my school for lunch. we ate mcdonald's. i ate mc spicy!!! wow. delicious man!!! after that we went to play pool. To my surprised, i saw FELICIA CHIN 陈静萱。She was like so pretty and friendly. they were there filming some kind of show i think but i wasn't sure which show is it larh. and my friend and i took photo with her!!


PS: look out for channel 8 show, if you see felicia chin playing pool with a guy in a certain scene and you'll see a group of teenagers, and you'll see ME!! HAHAs. : ) actually wanted to post it yesterday but i think the blogger got some kinda of weird problem so finally managed to post it today. hhahas : D



KIRSTIE :P

Sunday, July 12, 2009

My long Lost Post...

Hello everyone, sorry for not blogging for so long. SORRY!!! after my holidays i have been busy finalising my projects. and some other projects are still on going. after july everything will be over. then my final examation will come. Things are really very hectic in Poly but at least i am already used to it. On friday, i was sick. running fever, cough, flu and headache ( NOT H1N1!) but surprisingly i managed to go through the CYA's interview. the president told us if we pass this interview, we will have a second round with the airport authority. so nervous... Oh sorry keep saying about myself.. Thanks for kirstie and tong yee's concern on firday. next week will make up for this week's loss. Tong yee; you can say about BBT la cause this is also your blog mah. you write like this later others thought i ill treating you.. then i got accused. SOBBSS...

Anyway hope everyone is well and healthy. I am on the road of recovery :)

Miss you guys, Love ya!!

-Germaine

Friday, July 10, 2009

HI EVERYONE!!

hei hei, hows everybody!! miss u all man. one week no see. hahahs i ended class at 10am.. OH MY GOD!! after class went off to have lunch with my friends. i ate tom yam ban mian : D hmmm. then finish lunch le don't know where to go neh.. two of my friends went off, left other two with me. we went library to watch movie. we watch 27 dresses and what happens in vegas. Great show man! : )

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

KIRSTIE : P

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

What a HAPPY day TODAY!!!

hei hei everyone, im so happy today cause i 've 4HOURS BREAK. my teacher got quarantine. HAHAS. one week no his lesson - who ask him go overseas larh. serve him right. YAHOOOOO!!!!!!! so went SP with my classmates for lunch... PIZZA HUT!! wanted to look for zemin so sms her lol. wah. so dont reply my message de lol.. Finally we met.. YAHOO... : ) she's still so CUTE.. (vomitting) hmmm. WOW zemin your school damn big sia. i walk until 腿软.

PS: oh oh yeah, people want to watch ice age 3 on friday? if you all want to watch sms me okays. i'll arrange the timings. : ) hope to see you all then : D

Kirstie : P

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Help Me Out! Thanks!

Hey Guys!

This Survey Is On Internet Habit

Please Help By Doing The Two Surveys!

Thank You!

Here is Part 1
Not Forgetting Part 2

Thank Lots!!

Benny =D

Monday, June 29, 2009

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL???

hei hei people, holidays end so fast like nobody's business. hai.. sadded. however for germaine and benny is the 2nd week of school reopen le.. that tong yee so shiok, sitting at home shake leg, cause her school got H1N1 cases so EXTENTED ONE WEEK HOLIDAYS!!!!!! WOW : )

however she having her common test after that!! jia you tong yee!! : ) hmmm got to SLEEP already, cause tomorrow need to WAKE UP EARLY for my school event for the year 3 graduates phototaking session. see you all SOON!!

Kirstie :P

Thursday, June 25, 2009

i am here again

hello everyone tml is friday n maybe going to meet the 4 or 5 of them again to eat :-) ! I am glad that i hv 1 more week of holidays due to H1N1 next week but still need to study through the internet n also common test learn already still have to learn again because it was postponed... drag here n there...others already finish their test waiting for results.... But 1 good news is bbt came out their (2nd) album le :-) haha n i bought it, it was nice to listen hope all of their fans get it already n kirstie's sister n hope they come to sg soon to sign on our album . That all for my post today n a photo of bbt O-----

(sry germaine for writing bbt thing here)
-TongYee

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Holiday is Over


Here are some
pictures of the
Art Gathering 2
during the holiday.








And the movie we watched is

Land Of The Lost.

Lets look forward to the next gathering

which is a 2 day 1 night chalet!

organised by wanyi!

-Benny =D

Monday, June 22, 2009

I am Back Again!

Hi everyone, =D long time no blog
My 18th Birthday has just passed
it was quite a fun day wif my family..
Thanks those who wished me happy birthday
no matter its advance or belated
I reallie appreciated it. =)


Here are some pictures.

Lastly My Birthday Cake!

Wow it was reallie tough to upload these pictures
and put them in place.. hahaas..
*
School holiday is over.
Now back to school with lots of deadline.
Holiday is short but it was quite enjoyable and
fun going out meeting friends and art gathering!
Hope to meet u all reallie soon again!
Right now lets work hard for our semester test
and projects deadline bah!
*
*
-Benny=D
*
P.S My post is colourful right!?
I know i am good in it..
Dun envy me please =X
Hahaas..

Friday, June 19, 2009

WOw.. baking class was quite fun today!! + yesterday movieeee..




hei hei everyone, yesterday's movie the ghosts of girlfriends past was quite nice. Wow.. the grand cathay was really really grand man... hhahas - the nuggets and fries was nice too right germaine?? hahas.. hmmm long time never so happy with you guys le.. : ) nice photos were also taken too.. AND i went for baking class with my friend today, baked a cake for my dad for father's day... hahahas. thanks. cya soon everyone!! - oh benny and germaine starting school next week le.. enjoy the weekends then!! work hard arh!!

-Kirstie : P

enjoyed my holidays

Yesterday went out with a big group... gt we 5, xinyi, liwen, rebecca, ronny, nicholas and special guest liting. we went to the cathay to watch movie. After that plaza sing to play acrade and went to the new orchard area to walk around but ended up taking photos and after that left with 4 of us, xinyi n liting to eat Pepper Lunch for dinner! Wednesday also went out for art gathering it was fun and interesting haha...:) Hope to go out with you all soon the next holidays.....

here are the photos:



(:The Five:)

We Four!!!!


Liting:)

-TongYee