Hello people,
Sorry for not posting anything for so long. Recently i realise only Kirstie is posting. I quite expected it actually... :)
These days really very busy, have been rushing projects and many other stuff. Like i was also involved in my school's open house with benny. Then i might be working on weekends soon. So i think will be getting more and more busy. But everything will be fine i guess. Like kirstie say i should not stress myself too much but it is really cannot be help. Things are too hectic.
Yesterday, used 00v00 to video conference with you guys really very fun. so long never meet le. we like missed so many friday of happy hour. Hopefully this friday everyone is free and we can meet up again. Now doing project in school at the same time waiting for lecture to start. sometimes i really hope time can stop at secondary school days. even though also very busy but at least we are much carefree then.
Lastly, take care darlings... see u guys soon. MISS YOU GUYS!!! :)
- Germaine
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
the first week of 2010
ohhh, the first week of 2010 is ending SOON... and i am still in my holiday world. :P but anyway this week was so busy. also most stayed in school till 7plus and reached home at 8plus,9. its really NO LIFE.
Wednesday skyped with germaine and tong yee, chatting some craps. PS: tong yee, how's xiao ming? i was too busy on thursday liao, so didnt visit him, is he angry with me?? :((
im sure all of our school was flooded with people for the open house on thursday to sat right.. yesterday and today went to my school de convention centre during our FREETIME, there to queue up for FREE CANDY FLOSS AND POPCORN, which is only for the secondary school students. and my friends still want to get the goodie bag, but they want us to show them our secondary Ez-link to proof that we are secondary school students when WE'RE NOT!!! :DD
even though i wasnt involved in the open house, my friends and i were super high for no reason. LOL. in 5 weeks time, i'll be having my exams liao. so jia you lahhhh. :DD last but not least, germaine dont be too stressful hor, you think of me and you'll be fine!! :P cya!
- KIRSTIE-
Wednesday skyped with germaine and tong yee, chatting some craps. PS: tong yee, how's xiao ming? i was too busy on thursday liao, so didnt visit him, is he angry with me?? :((
im sure all of our school was flooded with people for the open house on thursday to sat right.. yesterday and today went to my school de convention centre during our FREETIME, there to queue up for FREE CANDY FLOSS AND POPCORN, which is only for the secondary school students. and my friends still want to get the goodie bag, but they want us to show them our secondary Ez-link to proof that we are secondary school students when WE'RE NOT!!! :DD
even though i wasnt involved in the open house, my friends and i were super high for no reason. LOL. in 5 weeks time, i'll be having my exams liao. so jia you lahhhh. :DD last but not least, germaine dont be too stressful hor, you think of me and you'll be fine!! :P cya!
- KIRSTIE-
Friday, January 1, 2010
HAPPY 2010 EVERYONE!!!

hei hei happy 2010!! i am sure you all enjoyed yourselves at the countdown celebration right??
YaHoo... ... yesterday the four of us went to downtown Kbox to celebrate.. SING, EAT AND
LAUGH!! :DD not forgetting benny lah. pai sae hor we didnt go with the rest. :)
anyway, i still got to see my fireworks at marina bay.. HOHOHO.. it was awesome man.. next
year we MUST GO TOGETHER okies?? dont cheat my feeling hor GERMAINE.
PS: ehhh tong yee did you say that word at the first second of 2010 not? HAHAS
hmmm best wishes to everyone, hope that 2010 will be a blissful year too!!
CHEERS, KIRSTIE :P
Friday, December 4, 2009
Match stick VS Fire engine...
hei hei everyone, common test is round the corner and i have yet to start anything.... LOL haiyoo.. but anyway do study hard for the upcoming common test and jia you larhh.. today meet up with germaine and tong yee for dinner at "WHITE SANDS".. laughing and talking craps as usual... and JOKE OF THE DAY (only the 3 of us know) :D -- Kirstie :P

PS: hopefully we can meet up during the 2weeks holiday.. ehhh can i request something?? can we go marina bay on the 31st dec for countdown and watch FIREWORKS!!!!!!!!!!! :D please...... ...... :P
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
miss u guys T.T
hello people!!!
Long time never see you guys le T.T wanna meet up soon? thought of letting you guys try out my board game that i made... but not sure will it be fun anot. Currently now i am working on it T.T it is really hard making one when u putting the pieces together! btw today Germaine like sick till kinda bad... MUST TAKE CARE! u overwork is it? if can go see doc!!!! ^w^ when u feel much better we meet up again k?^^sry~ the past few days rushing with all kind of assignment that i cant meet up with u guys... hai... now admiring kirstie having no school for tml sia~ T.T i guess i better go rush my work liao T.T nxt time i try to update a bit bah^^
Zemin
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Hello Ppl
Hello everyone,
now kirstie at my house making so much nosie... don't know why she so irritating!!! :) she now reading the post and scolding me. I so poor thing right? Saw kirstie's previous post. about that sentence is saying that in the toilet there is a child seat for toddlers to use. Don know if you guys every see this notice or the seat itself. Very cool seat. must go and take a look at it if you have a chance to. (Ps: Benny please don go and take a look, it is only in the ladies..)
but for the rest take a look only hor, don try to sit inside. butt will get stuck. :D
(ps: Especially zemin, your butt too big le.. - By kirsite)
2moro meeting day again.. we going to eat popeye's.. :D but never call benny cause no movie don't want to waste my sms (or rather kirstie's sms) cause he will also say no..
( I know when benny see this, he will say" No lor.. you never ask how you know i will say no.......(After a long time...he will continue and say.. " But actually i will say no if you ask me! ) LOL right.. but what to do that is benny..
Ok la.. that's all i want to say.. kirstie leaving my house le.. but i don't have any intention to send her off..
Germaine
now kirstie at my house making so much nosie... don't know why she so irritating!!! :) she now reading the post and scolding me. I so poor thing right? Saw kirstie's previous post. about that sentence is saying that in the toilet there is a child seat for toddlers to use. Don know if you guys every see this notice or the seat itself. Very cool seat. must go and take a look at it if you have a chance to. (Ps: Benny please don go and take a look, it is only in the ladies..)
but for the rest take a look only hor, don try to sit inside. butt will get stuck. :D
(ps: Especially zemin, your butt too big le.. - By kirsite)
2moro meeting day again.. we going to eat popeye's.. :D but never call benny cause no movie don't want to waste my sms (or rather kirstie's sms) cause he will also say no..
( I know when benny see this, he will say" No lor.. you never ask how you know i will say no.......(After a long time...he will continue and say.. " But actually i will say no if you ask me! ) LOL right.. but what to do that is benny..
Ok la.. that's all i want to say.. kirstie leaving my house le.. but i don't have any intention to send her off..
Germaine
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING??
hi people, how are you guys doing this few days. hmmm. Last saturday i went for my school de community service (collecting old newspaper and clothings from the residents) at tampines area. Actually i dont want to go de cause friday had movie 2012 at tampines mall then like end at 11plus, but then my friend is the organiser, no one accompany her so i be the "HAO REN". Benny and i even ran for bus 38. Haiyoo!! then the next day have to meet my friend at 7.45@ tampines MRT. i LS somemore. :(
hai after that tuesday went to BCA gallery for one of my module @ BRADDELL. took mrt like take forever to reach.. then today went to sembawang shopping mall @SEMBAWANG.. took mrt to kahtib and bus 969 to tampines interchange, it was like speed of light larhh. i reach tampines in less thann 25 minutes.. wHoo. and tomorrow will go marina barrage.. dont know for what. LOL.
Here are some interesting photos taken:
Germaine what does this mean.
I took it at Sembawang shopping
mall de toilet. :)
LOL. SMACK THE PERSON'S DOOR
LARHH!!!
hai sadded lor, S.H.E left singapore for 2 weeks le. hopefully they can come back soon for CONCERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D CYA PEOPLE SOON.
- KIRSTIE - :P
Sunday, November 8, 2009
S.H,E IN SINGAPORE 5-7nov 09
DA JIA HAO, this weekend damn busy, cause S.H.E is in town. here are some pictures. i didnt upload all but some nicer ones. :D enjoy!!
this video is taken at the airport. one minute only. must see clearly, dont blink your eyes.
S.H.E @ ION ORCHARD OSIM uKimono press conference 6thnov09
BY KIRSTE :P
Friday, October 30, 2009
WaistLine :)
WAISTLINE for the dayMonday to thursday is the sian day in school. Friday is the best day for jokes and movies . It is a pity to be late for more jokes and stories if stay back to do project on friday! hope to hear more jokes for new lines, unusual line other than waistline. Kirstie next sat is the happiest day in your life lol but don get stomach ache or fall sick again for such queueing events.... :D if not we have to wait for next year!
tongyee :D
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
S.H.E coming to singapore!!!

hei hei everyone, S.H.E is coming to singapore! WoW (dennis). Tong yee and i will definitely be going!! yaHoo!!! ai you it's germaine's birthday. hahas :D tong yee we will meeting at 8am right. Wahhahahahahahahs. :P OH MY GOD(hui ci) im getting exited liao.. will try to make it for tomorrow's dinner ba.. : D

this is hui ci. hahahhas
A unforgettable experience
Today, i am not going to post anything about today but going to post about something that happened on friday (23rd October 2009).
That day went for movie with darlings and benny, ronny and jian le. We watched "my sister's keeper" good movie but the ending different from the book. We watched the 9.30pm show and the show ended very late and we had to rush for the late train. super funny. Ty and min keep running and running then leave me behind. I am not a fast runner to begin with plus that day i had the longest day and my bag is super damn heavy. But kirstie darling waited for me.. not like ty and min. but before kirstie waited for me i was all alone then benny was running beside me but seeing him going ahead of me, i panicked. so i grabbed benny's hand. sorry ben, i scratched you. :D
after that kirstie drop off with benny and ty, me and jian le got off at pasir ris. luckily everyone got on the last bus. and good thing kirstie decide to drop off at simei because when we reach pasir ris bus 21 last bus already left the terminal. lucky right? haha
that's all about today, 2moro maybe going dinner with ty darling and kirstie darling... <3
Ja mata ne.
That day went for movie with darlings and benny, ronny and jian le. We watched "my sister's keeper" good movie but the ending different from the book. We watched the 9.30pm show and the show ended very late and we had to rush for the late train. super funny. Ty and min keep running and running then leave me behind. I am not a fast runner to begin with plus that day i had the longest day and my bag is super damn heavy. But kirstie darling waited for me.. not like ty and min. but before kirstie waited for me i was all alone then benny was running beside me but seeing him going ahead of me, i panicked. so i grabbed benny's hand. sorry ben, i scratched you. :D
after that kirstie drop off with benny and ty, me and jian le got off at pasir ris. luckily everyone got on the last bus. and good thing kirstie decide to drop off at simei because when we reach pasir ris bus 21 last bus already left the terminal. lucky right? haha
that's all about today, 2moro maybe going dinner with ty darling and kirstie darling... <3
Ja mata ne.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Hello! I'm Back
Hello everyone, so long never post already and you guys have no been posting too.. (except kirstie) :D
As mentioned by kirstie, yesterday had dinner with her and talk craps..had seafood soup with her super delicious.. first week really very good, super relax. BUt my comm skills 2 teacher super cool. today he let the class off two hours earlier. shiok right? haha.
I planning movie outing again.. here are the details....
Movie: April Bride
Venue: Marina Square
Time: After 6pm
Dinner: Eating together but don know where.
PS: Benny if u see this sms me, but i will also give u a message. as usual u see if the guys want to join.
That's all for this post. See everyone on friday.. MIss you all!!! (Except Kirstie. saw her ytd only if still miss her, i must be crazy. )
As mentioned by kirstie, yesterday had dinner with her and talk craps..had seafood soup with her super delicious.. first week really very good, super relax. BUt my comm skills 2 teacher super cool. today he let the class off two hours earlier. shiok right? haha.
I planning movie outing again.. here are the details....
Movie: April Bride
Venue: Marina Square
Time: After 6pm
Dinner: Eating together but don know where.
PS: Benny if u see this sms me, but i will also give u a message. as usual u see if the guys want to join.
That's all for this post. See everyone on friday.. MIss you all!!! (Except Kirstie. saw her ytd only if still miss her, i must be crazy. )
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
School has just started already!!!
hei hei da jia hao.. hows school lehh. how i wish the semester dont every start at all. wahhahahs. hai. 1st week is quite relax larhh.. NO TUTORIALS... but i was damn angry lor today. i went to school at 1pm cause there is no tutorial for one of my module. but then my the other module teacher didnt say that there isnt any tutorial at 1pm. so when reached there.. waited for her like half an hours.. HELL MAN! so the class left for LUNCH at MAKAN PLACE! whoo : D
after which went to the lecture. OH MY GOD when we entered the lecture hall, some other people was like breifing some kind NUS university Lol. as in after our diploma we can further our study, Bachelor Of Science (Real Estate). talk for like 1 hour. then the lecturer started her lecture by telling us about reductant things like how the percentage break up of our coursework, examination. LoL. go to school for nothing. Hai. but never mind.. germaine called me out for dinner!! whahhahs. so after class took the mrt to white sands and meet germaine.
We talk a lot and laugh as usual during the dinner at our favourite place"KOPITIAM" yaHooo.. and we kept talking about school stuffs and facebook game. so hao xiao de larh. alrigth i shall end here le. hopefully you all "ENJOY" school life lor, before you know exams are round the corner, HOLIDAYS WILL COME SOON.. :D
-KIRSTIE :P-
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Movie & Pool Day
Hello everyone, it's me again. Yesterday, went for a movie with Kirstie, Tong Yee, Benny, Ronny, Jian Le and Nicholas. It is a pity that zemin couldn't join us. Although not very happy about it but i know it cannot be help. Want to angry with her also cannot... so no choice must forget about it lor. Anyway that's all about zemin. Hope her lantern is doing good. :D
BAck to yesterday, We went to watch the movie "the ugly truth." abit RA but it was really funny.. haha. after the movie as usual we always ask the same question "where are we going next?" haha boring yet difficult question. Then we keep following the guys, after that i think they want to play pool that's so we just follow... when kirstie and i saw them playing pool, we also want to try so we went over to the next table. For kirstie it is the second time but for me it was my first. really very fun. thanks those guys for teaching us.. maybe next time can go and play again... like kirstie say it is an addictive game. haha. BUT it is a expensive game. We spent 19.90. for only the two of us... super expensive right? overall it is fun..
- Germaine
BAck to yesterday, We went to watch the movie "the ugly truth." abit RA but it was really funny.. haha. after the movie as usual we always ask the same question "where are we going next?" haha boring yet difficult question. Then we keep following the guys, after that i think they want to play pool that's so we just follow... when kirstie and i saw them playing pool, we also want to try so we went over to the next table. For kirstie it is the second time but for me it was my first. really very fun. thanks those guys for teaching us.. maybe next time can go and play again... like kirstie say it is an addictive game. haha. BUT it is a expensive game. We spent 19.90. for only the two of us... super expensive right? overall it is fun..
- Germaine
Thursday, September 17, 2009
What we don't know abt men???
Benny sent us emails about jokes... i am posting this about the men one.. rather funny!
The Man Rulesュュュュュュュュュュュュュュュュュュュ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down ...
Finally , the guys' side of the story.( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear ' the rules' From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! (???)
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be. (????)
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days..
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us..
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do somethingOr tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. (????)
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that .(????)
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1.. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseballor golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;But did you know men really don't mind that! ? It's like camping.
*Some parts i don understand but it is funny overall
-Germaine
The Man Rulesュュュュュュュュュュュュュュュュュュュ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down ...
Finally , the guys' side of the story.( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear ' the rules' From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE! (???)
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be. (????)
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days..
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us..
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do somethingOr tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. (????)
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that .(????)
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1.. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseballor golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;But did you know men really don't mind that! ? It's like camping.
*Some parts i don understand but it is funny overall
-Germaine
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Funny Scenes???
hei hei everyone, i've not been posting for quite some time and i'm sure you guys are really bored at home right??, even though the laptop is in front of you but you still dont know what to do. Hai. Germaine i think our job gone le lah. Today is like WEDNESDAY liao. Sadded liao. I think we go walk walk somewhere to try our luck again ba. hehes. : )
Alright recently you people started to post lame jokes (which zemin started with), i shall post something interesting rather than lame jokes then. Wahhaha. (ps: must have creativity mah..) Hahas... ...
The Piano House, China
Binoculars Building, Italy 
Longaberger Building (Basket Building), US

Dancing Building, Czech Republic
Kansas City Public library. US

The Bank of Asia, Robot Building, Thailand
- KIRSTIE : P -
Monday, September 14, 2009
I am Back...
Hello Everyone,
It has been sometime since i last blog... i know it is very long ago. Sorry! Now everyone having holidays and everyone are busy with their own stuffs. I guess i am the only one who is slacking the most.. haha. Went for Job interview last week with kirstie but never get any reply back.. i guess that tells all right? sad. because i really wish to get that job as it seems fun. But i guess it's not mine to keep. I also got back my result. although i am not very satisfied with it but i am contended. i guess i will work even harder to reach my 3.5 GPA goal next sem. Now i am 0.67 GPA away from the bottom line of 3.5 GPA. Anyway it is only the first sem, so i still have chance...
Recently, everyone have been posting Lame jokes on this blog.. so i decide to post something too.
Here's my Joke...
*This joke is a conversation between 2 passerby who passed by this blog.
Passerby A: Do you know why recently my house downstairs have more shops selling walking sticks?
Passerby B: I Not so sure... Why?
Passerby A: A week ago, i am also not too sure what the reason was, but now....
Passerby B: "But Now..."
Passerby A: But now... i know why....
Passerby B: OI.. faster tell me leh. very irritating keeping me in suspense.
Passerby A: LOOK.. Look carefully, what do you see in this blog??
Passerby B: What do i see??? HM.....
Passerby A: See there are so many lame people in this blog.. That's why there are more walking stick shops.
Passerby B: I don't see the link leh...
Passerby A: Ah.. i know u never learn Economics right?
Passerby B: How you know? So smart...
Passerby A: Because if u learn Economics, you will know when there is a demand, there will be supply...
Passerby B: Oh that's why there are more walking stick shops because there are more people who are lame...
Passerby A: Understand now?
Passerby B: Haha.. Ya i understand now....
*This is a brand new joke created by me.
- Germaine's Copyright
PS: One more lame person, so the demand of the walking stick increases again! :D
It has been sometime since i last blog... i know it is very long ago. Sorry! Now everyone having holidays and everyone are busy with their own stuffs. I guess i am the only one who is slacking the most.. haha. Went for Job interview last week with kirstie but never get any reply back.. i guess that tells all right? sad. because i really wish to get that job as it seems fun. But i guess it's not mine to keep. I also got back my result. although i am not very satisfied with it but i am contended. i guess i will work even harder to reach my 3.5 GPA goal next sem. Now i am 0.67 GPA away from the bottom line of 3.5 GPA. Anyway it is only the first sem, so i still have chance...
Recently, everyone have been posting Lame jokes on this blog.. so i decide to post something too.
Here's my Joke...
*This joke is a conversation between 2 passerby who passed by this blog.
Passerby A: Do you know why recently my house downstairs have more shops selling walking sticks?
Passerby B: I Not so sure... Why?
Passerby A: A week ago, i am also not too sure what the reason was, but now....
Passerby B: "But Now..."
Passerby A: But now... i know why....
Passerby B: OI.. faster tell me leh. very irritating keeping me in suspense.
Passerby A: LOOK.. Look carefully, what do you see in this blog??
Passerby B: What do i see??? HM.....
Passerby A: See there are so many lame people in this blog.. That's why there are more walking stick shops.
Passerby B: I don't see the link leh...
Passerby A: Ah.. i know u never learn Economics right?
Passerby B: How you know? So smart...
Passerby A: Because if u learn Economics, you will know when there is a demand, there will be supply...
Passerby B: Oh that's why there are more walking stick shops because there are more people who are lame...
Passerby A: Understand now?
Passerby B: Haha.. Ya i understand now....
*This is a brand new joke created by me.
- Germaine's Copyright
PS: One more lame person, so the demand of the walking stick increases again! :D
Hi.
Hey guys i am back to blog.
Here are some lame jokes
The first one is the joke of the day.
' B e n n y says:
- y u nv blog?
-KirStiE- says:
- lol
-why i must blog
' B e n n y says:
-lols?!
-KirStiE- says:
- :)
Okay and now some jokes from email.
....Husband for Sale.....
A store that sells
husbands has just opened in
Mumbai, where a woman may
go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at
the entrance is a
description to how the store
operates. You may visit the
store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and
the attributes of the men
increase as the shopper
ascends the flights.
There is, however, a
catch. .... You may choose
any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to
go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except
to exit the building
So, a woman goes to the
Husband Store to find a
husband...
On the first floor the
sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have
jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign
reads:
Floor 2 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, and
love kids.
The third floor sign
reads:
Floor 3 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are extremely
good looking.
" Wow," she thinks, but
feels compelled to keep
going. She goes to the
fourth floor and sign
reads:
Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead good
looking and help with the
housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she
exclaims, "I can hardly
stand it!"
Still, she goes to the
fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a
strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay,
but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor
94,363,013 to this floor.
There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women
are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at
the Husband Store. Watch
your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice
day!
__________________________
The Last one for the day.
Ah Beng Story...
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends? Because below 18 not
allowed !
Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "
Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the
information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the
question. After much thought, he writes "Yes "
Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with
the original for spelling mistakes.
Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his
picture is being taken.
Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it. When he
encountered some problems. He decide to use the'Help' command after
some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer
retailer for support.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an
hour and still nobody come and help me ?!"
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I
was ironing a shirt and the phone ring - but instead of picking up the
phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ...what happened to
the other ear ?"
Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back!!!!"
Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAIPEI
AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU " AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some
time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR
4-7YRS".
At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED"
-Benny =D
Here are some lame jokes
The first one is the joke of the day.
' B e n n y says:
- y u nv blog?
-KirStiE- says:
- lol
-why i must blog
' B e n n y says:
-lols?!
-KirStiE- says:
- :)
Okay and now some jokes from email.
....Husband for Sale.....
A store that sells
husbands has just opened in
Mumbai, where a woman may
go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at
the entrance is a
description to how the store
operates. You may visit the
store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and
the attributes of the men
increase as the shopper
ascends the flights.
There is, however, a
catch. .... You may choose
any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to
go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except
to exit the building
So, a woman goes to the
Husband Store to find a
husband...
On the first floor the
sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have
jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign
reads:
Floor 2 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, and
love kids.
The third floor sign
reads:
Floor 3 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are extremely
good looking.
" Wow," she thinks, but
feels compelled to keep
going. She goes to the
fourth floor and sign
reads:
Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead good
looking and help with the
housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she
exclaims, "I can hardly
stand it!"
Still, she goes to the
fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have
jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a
strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay,
but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor
94,363,013 to this floor.
There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women
are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at
the Husband Store. Watch
your step as you exit the
building, and have a nice
day!
__________________________
The Last one for the day.
Ah Beng Story...
Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends? Because below 18 not
allowed !
Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "
Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the
information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the
question. After much thought, he writes "Yes "
Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"
After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with
the original for spelling mistakes.
Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his
picture is being taken.
Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it. When he
encountered some problems. He decide to use the'Help' command after
some tries. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer
retailer for support.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an
hour and still nobody come and help me ?!"
Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I
was ironing a shirt and the phone ring - but instead of picking up the
phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ...what happened to
the other ear ?"
Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back!!!!"
Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAIPEI
AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU " AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some
time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR
4-7YRS".
At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE" and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED"
-Benny =D
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